Circumstances stopped me taking an interest in the previous days of the Royal Ascot meeting. I open the pages of today's Racing Post to find it made up in equal parts of royalist hysteria, such as Alistair Down's piece, pictures of young women in short skirts, and Black Caviar.
Is this beast with, as his owner is supposed to have said, 'the neck of a duchess and the arse of a cook', as good as reports suggest?
I will not oppose her.
230: Jalaa
305: Aiken
345: Black Caviar
425: Mac's Power
500: Mulaqen
535: Simenon